There has been some confusion recently about the rules and regulations here at the Llama Retribution Squad Academy. The administration has decided it will post the academy regulations here so all students might be able to find, read, and abide by them.
1. Academic Integrity - It violates the policies and rules to have another student, family member or friend who previously attended the Academy, or former member of the janitorial staff write papers, perform spells, or take tests for you. If you can get a teacher to do any of the above, go for it.
2. The Farm - As most of you are aware, we at the Llama Retribution Squad Academy have an on-site farm, so our agriculture students are able to study and learn from these creatures. That said, the fish in the pond DO NOT like champagne and any student who pours champagne into the pond so "the fish may celebrate surviving another term of classes" will be expelled.
3. Fees - We know that some of you feel the fees here at the Llama Retribution Squad Academy are too high. "Exorbitant" according to a few of you. We'd like to remind you that you're training to become a warrior and thus our insurance rates are outrageous. If you'd like to complain, you may contact our insurance agent.
4. "The creature lurking in the South Hall" - his name is Irving and he doesn't appreciate being stared at, called a "creature", or being chased with torches. He does like quiet walks in the park, cuddling in front of a fireplace, and the rain. He has a steady job, his own house, and a "pet" that adores him. If you're interested in meeting him, please call...how did this get in here? Oh well, if you're interested in a date, just go find him in the South Hall.
5. Attendance - You are required to attend all your classes. If you must miss a class, be sure to inform your instructor beforehand so appropriate disciplinary actions may be taken.
Any other regulations deemed necessary by the administration will be added as needed.
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