The Llama Retribution Squad Academy

Good Day and welcome to the Llama Retribution Squad Academy Orientation.

You will spend the next five years learning and studying the history and ways of the Llama Retribution Squad.  Your job, as future agents, is to preserve this information in your brain for future use. This information could save your life.

We begin our studies with a history of the founding of the Llama Retribution Squad.

It was a time of unrest for The Bed. The peaceful time of Nora's rule was being challenged by evil factions. Nora was determined to hold onto her queendom but knew she needed help. She turned to her most trusted friend, the great and mighty, Pito.  She begged for Pito's help, begged for him to gather his trusted llama herd, to train the herd, and to vow allegiance and loyalty to her forever.

After he swallowed the huge bite of oats he'd taken just before Nora began to speak, he looked her in the eyes and asked, "What? I was eating these delicious oats."

Much later in the day, after Pito's post snack nap, Nora managed to convince the Mighty Pito there was a danger and she needed his help. Over a late lunch, that Nora immediately regretted offering to buy if Pito would just listen to her arguments, Pito began to think Nora was having some severe hallucinations and that she was a lot crazy.

It was during dessert that Pito changed his mind...

Until tomorrow's class, be ever attentive.