As we previously covered, it was a time of unrest for The Bed. Nora was concerned evil factions wanted her throne. Pito, the Mighty was eating oats, cause that's what llamas do.
Over a late lunch, Pito had listened to Nora's rantings and just decided she was hallucinating and crazy.
It was in the middle of a particularly tasty brownie that Pito saw a young duckling. It had a sweet face and was watching Pito eat his brownie. Just as the llama was about to ask the waiter to help the child find it's mother, the duckling took out what Pito thought was a straw.
As he watched, the duckling lifted the straw to it's beak and took a deep breath. In that instant Pito's thought was, "That's not how you use a straw."
His next thought was, "Where's that duckling's glass of milk?"
Then his thought was, "Duck!" which he shouted at Nora.
"Where?" Nora asked as she started to turn to see the duck.
Pito tackled the lion, rolling them both to safety behind another table as the poisoned dart the duckling shot at Nora landed in Nora's chair.
"Pito! You messed up my dress," Nora whined.
"Later, some duckling just tried to kill you," Pito said as he stood and raced toward the Maitre D stand, only to find a note.
On one side it read:
Your rule will end!!!
On the other was a grocery list.
Peanuts
Peanut butter
Wheat grass
Peanut butter cookies
Something the llamas like
Pito put the note in his pocket. There was only one animal who could be so cruel and evil as to try and bribe the llamas.
Evil Emperoress Elsie!
Until next time, be ever attentive!
Sunday, April 17, 2016
Saturday, January 16, 2016
The Llama Retribution Squad Academy
Good Day and welcome to the Llama Retribution Squad Academy Orientation.
You will spend the next five years learning and studying the history and ways of the Llama Retribution Squad. Your job, as future agents, is to preserve this information in your brain for future use. This information could save your life.
We begin our studies with a history of the founding of the Llama Retribution Squad.
It was a time of unrest for The Bed. The peaceful time of Nora's rule was being challenged by evil factions. Nora was determined to hold onto her queendom but knew she needed help. She turned to her most trusted friend, the great and mighty, Pito. She begged for Pito's help, begged for him to gather his trusted llama herd, to train the herd, and to vow allegiance and loyalty to her forever.
After he swallowed the huge bite of oats he'd taken just before Nora began to speak, he looked her in the eyes and asked, "What? I was eating these delicious oats."
Much later in the day, after Pito's post snack nap, Nora managed to convince the Mighty Pito there was a danger and she needed his help. Over a late lunch, that Nora immediately regretted offering to buy if Pito would just listen to her arguments, Pito began to think Nora was having some severe hallucinations and that she was a lot crazy.
It was during dessert that Pito changed his mind...
Until tomorrow's class, be ever attentive.
You will spend the next five years learning and studying the history and ways of the Llama Retribution Squad. Your job, as future agents, is to preserve this information in your brain for future use. This information could save your life.
We begin our studies with a history of the founding of the Llama Retribution Squad.
It was a time of unrest for The Bed. The peaceful time of Nora's rule was being challenged by evil factions. Nora was determined to hold onto her queendom but knew she needed help. She turned to her most trusted friend, the great and mighty, Pito. She begged for Pito's help, begged for him to gather his trusted llama herd, to train the herd, and to vow allegiance and loyalty to her forever.
After he swallowed the huge bite of oats he'd taken just before Nora began to speak, he looked her in the eyes and asked, "What? I was eating these delicious oats."
Much later in the day, after Pito's post snack nap, Nora managed to convince the Mighty Pito there was a danger and she needed his help. Over a late lunch, that Nora immediately regretted offering to buy if Pito would just listen to her arguments, Pito began to think Nora was having some severe hallucinations and that she was a lot crazy.
It was during dessert that Pito changed his mind...
Until tomorrow's class, be ever attentive.
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