History, Part 1 or Orientation, Part 8

Pito paced the garden below Nora's room. He needed to find a way to attack Evil Emperoress Elsie's Fortress. It was a well known fact that simply knocking on the door resulted in a long drawn out Knock Knock joke that never was funny. Though Elsie always laughed hysterically.

Just as he was about to give up and head inside to discuss plans with the rest of the llama squad a battalion of geese ran past him, charging up the hill.

Pito watched as the oldest of the geese honked orders at the young cadets.

Suddenly he had an idea for getting into the Fortress.

Pito ran for the Flying Goose Battalion's training gym. Inside he saw many young geese scurrying around, doing as their instructors honk at them. He saw the general and hurried over to him.

"General Bonk! Captain Pito DeLlama with an idea on getting our lion back, Sir!" Pito said excitedly as he saluted his superior officer.

"What's your idea, Captain?" General Bonk asked.

"Sir, I think we should use your battalion as a distraction."

"My battalion is very young, they are not ready for a battle," the general told him with a frown.

"Sir, I think they should fly over the fortress. It's a well-known fact that Emperoress Elsie loves to watch the geese fly, as do her minions. That should distract her while the rest of us attack," Pito explained.

"My battalion isn't ready to fly! They're still practicing maneuvers on the ground!"

" I know Sir, but desperate times call for desperate measures!"

"Tell me more of your plan," General Bonk said as he and Pito walked toward the General's office.

Until next time, be ever attentive!

Elective Choices

After much consideration and debate the faculty and staff of the Llama Retribution Squad Academy would like to announce your elective options. Remember you must take ten of the eleven options over your five years. If you're already in years two and above you must take an elective each of the rest of your terms.

Elective choices:

Study Hall 1
Study Hall 2
Study Hall 3
Study Hall 4
Study Hall 5
Study Hall 6
Study Hall 7
Study Hall 8
Study Hall 9
Study Hall 10
Study Hall 11

Note: The above courses may be taken in any order.

Any further questions, discussions, or complaints will result in two electives per term.

Complaints and the Addition of Electives

It has come to the attention of the administration that many students have yet to return from their Winter Holidays. While under normal circumstances we'd be preparing the dungeons and whips, our whip master has yet to return as well. Since none of the staff are willing to venture into the South Hall, the administration has decided to extend your holidays until the 16th of January.

There have also been a large number of complaints about the lack of electives being offered. As such, the administration will be compiling a list of 11 electives to offer. Each student must take 10 of these 11 during their five year tenure.

We will be posting the electives next week. We expect all students to sign up for their electives before the end of the day or you will assigned to a class.